Rule 34 there’s anything in porn,
There’s everything in porn,
I wanna be in porn!

Rule 34 you don’t have to be a whore,
But you shouldn’t be a bore,
I wanna suck it till you’re sore!

Rule 34 can do it on the floor
Can screw it on the door
More more more more!

Rule 34 in the drawer on the shore
Making s’mores in a war
Makin’ sex galore!

It’s anything you want it to be
It could be suckin’ or fuckin’ or huggin’ a tree
Do you like bananas or wearin’ pajamas
Are you like Bruce Banner gettin’ too many gammas
It could be anything you can dream about
could be trout or a scout or just holding out
Could be a man with a plan or a tanned mailman
in the sand with a band and the band’s in demand

Would you like hold a pillow or to watch the movie Willow
Or head to the beach and watch waves billow
You can fuck anything you want
With Rule 34 it doesn’t have to be a cunt
Like a dick or stick or a candle wick
You can five knuckle shuffle to Spiderwick
The sky’s the limit can you dig when you stick it
Do you think this beat can really kick it?

What is this new thing I see
But a bear who’s dress like Little Bo Peep?
Or a sexy girl dressed like sheep
Or a group of people who are fast asleep
The world is vast we’re gonna have a blast
I’m gonna fuck him fast or I’ll make it last
We’re gonna chill… that’s right ice sex!
Gonna chill… we’re going polar diving!
We’re gonna chill… as we ride the waves
And my testicles reverse becoming concave
Gonna chill…


Rule 34 there’s anything in porn,
There’s everything in porn,
I wanna be in porn!

Rule 34 doing chores in Ecuador
and your knob is a slob
more cum to pour

Rule 34 you fuck in Baltimore
or maybe Singapore
or you suck in Salvador

Rule 34 going through the back door
I expect an encore
What you crying for?