I’m sorry for the time I went down on you
and my neck got too sore and then I came up too soon
I’M SORRY! (It’s hard keeping my neck at that angle!)
I’M SORRY
(Hopefully it won’t be as hard being single!)
I’m sorry for that time you sat on my face
and I screamed and squirmed because I was about to suffocate
I’M SORRY (You’re not too big, my face is too small!)
I’M SORRY
(You really don’t know how to talk to women at all!)
I’m sorry for that day I said I’d blow your mind
But instead I fell asleep after a minute’s time
I’M SORRY! (I wanted to go all night, had no gas in the tank!)
I’M SORRY
(Then say you’re tired, then I’d know why your boner shrank!)
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And what about that night I tried and tied you up
But I wasn’t good with knots and for 9 hours you were stuck
I’M SORRY! (you know they say nothing ventured nothing gained!)
I’M SORRY
(They also say don’t be stupid, use your brain!)
Then when you went down I relaxed and let one go
That wasn’t my plan, but when you suck I guess I'll blow
I’M SORRY (it felt so good, I just lost control!)
I’M SORRY
(From now on my mouth ain’t going near your pole)
That night I promised I would make you moan
But we both were drunk, had whiskey junk, I couldn’t get a bone!
I’M SORRY (I wanted to, I just put back too many!)
I’M SORRY
(Maybe next time call it quits after twenty)
It’s not that I don’t want to give you the moon and the sun
I’m just don’t work well when I’m under the gun
I want to give you everything and then some
I want you to cum and cum and cum until you’re done!
I’d never cheat or steal or cop a feel against your will
To seal the deal I just want you to feel my steel
Here and now, I want to learn how
To make you feel so good that will bark a bow-wow!
Don’t you see how much you mean to me
I may be shit in the sheets, but I’d pray and I’d plead
I would fall to my knees just to be tickled and teased
I’d give the stars and the seas if I thought you would be pleased
If I could only get a chance to keep up this romance
To do our sexy little dance again and again and again and
again and again and again and again and again
again and again and again and again and again
and again…