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Rule 34 there’s anything in porn, There’s everything in porn, I wanna be in porn! Rule 34 you don’t have to be a whore, But you shouldn’t be a bore, I wanna suck it till you’re sore! Rule 34 can do it on the floor Can screw it on the door More more more more! Rule 34 in the drawer on the shore Making s’mores in a war Makin’ sex galore! It’s anything you want it to be It could be suckin’ or fuckin’ or huggin’ a tree Do you like bananas or wearin’ pajamas Are you like Bruce Banner gettin’ too many gammas It could be anything you can dream about could be trout or a scout or just holding out Could be a man with a plan or a tanned mailman in the sand with a band and the band’s in demand Would you like hold a pillow or to watch the movie Willow Or head to the beach and watch waves billow You can fuck anything you want With Rule 34 it doesn’t have to be a cunt Like a dick or stick or a candle wick You can five knuckle shuffle to Spiderwick The sky’s the limit can you dig when you stick it Do you think this beat can really kick it? What is this new thing I see But a bear who’s dress like Little Bo Peep? Or a sexy girl dressed like sheep Or a group of people who are fast asleep The world is vast we’re gonna have a blast I’m gonna fuck him fast or I’ll make it last We’re gonna chill… that’s right ice sex! Gonna chill… we’re going polar diving! We’re gonna chill… as we ride the waves And my testicles reverse becoming concave Gonna chill… Rule 34 there’s anything in porn, There’s everything in porn, I wanna be in porn! Rule 34 doing chores in Ecuador and your knob is a slob more cum to pour Rule 34 you fuck in Baltimore or maybe Singapore or you suck in Salvador Rule 34 going through the back door I expect an encore What you crying for?

I spend too much time going online, to watch that BBW Bukkake and furries barely legal teens I want to see a flick that will engorge my dick, because I need to view a few movies that are way too taboo I struggle looking to find the pornos that will haunt my mind Is it so wrong for me to want to fuck some family Incest sexuality, Sis Loves Me! It can’t just be me who’s watching fucking families, some mommy daddy bratty sis, sucking dicks and licking clits I guess it’s not enough to see some normal kinky stuff, the world wants something sick and twisted, daddy’s daughter getting fisted I can’t be the only one who thinks this shit is not that fun How did porn become so wrong to lead us to this fucking song Incest sexuality... Who’s your daddy?!?! Is it so wrong to want a little love with a little respect Don’t wanna see some daddy getting daughter’s pussy wet Don’t wanna see no brothers fucking sisters THAT AIN’T RIGHT I wanna see some mating UNRELATED all night! Don’t wanna see the brother and the sister mother fucker and the daddy’s gonna peg her get her better wetter Though I wanna see a chick and sucking dick and finger licking gonna ticky ticky ticky gonna tickle on the clittle! I wanna see two lesbians or maybe two thespians actin’ and packin’ fullfillin’ their role! I wanna see a man workin’ hard as he can to wax that ass and drill that hole! It’s not so crazy maybe a little bit lazy to keep it in the family Like they ran out of people to invite to the party couldn’t even find couples into polyamory What ever happened to the plumber fixing leaky pipes And what about the delivery boy with pizza on a rainy night? Where did the stories go and what about the glory holes? We want a little chocolate less vanilla people playing roles Is it so crazy that we don’t want genealogy When it’s time to buff the muffin don’t wanna do no lovin’ to progeny! Incest Sexuality... Not for me!

If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry If I'm not chasing my dreams I’ll die. Because life, is ours for the taking And if we’re not laughing then what’s a life worth making. So laugh, with me And be proud of who you choose to be And just know I’m here on your side If we don’t laugh, we’ll cry If we’re not chasing our dreams we’ll die. Because life, is ours for the taking And if we’re not laughing then what’s a life worth making. So laugh, with me And be proud of who you choose to be And just know I’m here on your side